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thanks mom and dad
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

(Source: larvitarr, via imstaringatyourpokeballs)
“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
(via nintooner)
(Source: seahevan, via anonorange)
(Source: pizzastiel, via pachirichu)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
(via quackercracker)
I wanted to leave quietly, it seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front, while Erin pretends to hump me from behind? It’s a more accurate tribute to my years here.
(Source: dundermifflinscranton)







