"Charlie Kelly here, local business owner & cat enthusiast!"

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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uniglitch:

those days where everything you draw fails to please you

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posts with bill clinton in them are so important to me

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

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